Woman overheard considering how dogs and men are the same

• Both take up too much space on the bed.
• Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
• Neither tells you what's bothering them.
• The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
• Neither does any dishes.
• Both fart shamelessly.
• Both mark their territory.
• Both like dominance games.
• Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
• Neither of them notices when you get your hair cut.
• Neither understands what you see in cats.

(Source: originally attributed to FL Saucy)