Various Political Systems Explained In "2 Cow" Terms

Fascism: You have 2 cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.
Socialism: You have 2 cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows. The government takes them and shoots you.
Bureaucracy: You have 2 cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk and then
pours it down the drain.
Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Corporate: You have 2 cows. Get rid of one; force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows and then act surprised when it
drops dead.